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254- You check every 3 minutes to see if someone has downloaded your map in the custom map thread *hint hint*

255- You think you can a fish with a piece of string everytime.

256- You had cookies for breakfast.

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Über BUMP!

257- If you kill an animal/person you hate, you smack its bed or other "respawn point" until it falls through the ground to make sure it doesnt respawn anymore.

258-You can shoot few little rocks at once with slingshot and their formation doesnt change when they hit the ground.

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259: You plant grapes, wait for them to grow, and expect them to give out fruit every few days.
230: You expect to get fried fish when you roast a fish over a fire.
231: You keep EVERYTHING in one rucksack.
232: You carry said rucksack EVERYWHERE.

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261) You were amazed to found out the firs and palm trees don't grow in the same climate (sometims they do, but generally not)

262) You nearly had a heart attack when you found out there are more than 5 types of fruit.

263) After discovering the apples and peaches you relised this was a mod.

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264: You think that everybody in the world, regardless of lung capacity, can hold their breath underwater for the same amount of time before perishing.

265: You are amazed to see your face.

266: You believe that the coconut trees you see on the beaches don't bear fruit. (Yes, I do mean those lumber-bearing ingame coconut trees xD)

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267: ...you're still awake and in this forum just to check if there's a new mod or map available.

268: ...you've signed in here.

269: ...you're able to write a post like "sirrus" on the 25.05.08.

270: ...your nick is "Mc Leaf".

271: ...you guess, you're able to make a brand new mod (and of course you do not).

272: ...you're just able to answer the question of this thread.

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275: when you bitch at DC to make stranded 3

276: When you bitch at DC to make multiplayer

277: When you put players all over your map and called it multiplayer

278: When you wonder why your imaginary stranded 3 tamed raptor threw you off its back while you were shooting monkeys with poison rockets

279: When you stick scotch tape and a rock to your left mouse button,went downstairs and watched TV for 10 minutes then went back to your computer to see your progress of striking a boulder with your bare hands- idea from Builderus

280: When you think there's a hidden mutiplayer in the game since there's
actually a chat (press enter then you'll see what talking about)

281: You're surprised to see a White villager without a purple mask on

282: You think you can go up to a black guy in a forest and expect him to give you stuff if you trade bread with him

283:You think every black guy has a defense tower and will shoot you if you're a stranger

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284. If you are bored with your life you try to make new random map.
285. You think that grain fully grows in maximum four days.
286. When you want to build well you just place stones and pebbles in place. It will become full of water when you end building.
287. You trying to catch 20 butterflies, beacuse you want to take log to your backpack.
288. When you try to build a hammer youre surprised to realize that you need something to stick stone to branch.
289. You think that every stone will be the same good to make spear or hammer.
290. When you stand up you go out home to forest, punch tree to get branches, look for stones, make spears and start hunting.
291. When on hunting you see deer, yuo think: "Who instaled that mod!"
292. When your parent ask you to make fire, you answer: "First i must build shelter"
293. You are surprised when you are punching tree and branches and leaves dont automatically go to your rucksack.
294. When you punching tree you are surprised that branches are not falling. When you wake up in hospital and doctor tells you that big branch hit you on head, you think: "Super-realistic mod"
295. When your mother asks you to tidy up your room, you punch everything that long, until it goes down under floor.
296. When you go for a trip to a forest, you make shelter, campfire, storage, hut, tree hut, hammock, big storage, well, fence your little camp, and go into forest to search for grain and sheep. Some vine will be good too.

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EwokChieftain has written
E_net4 has written
58: You think pirates still exist.

They do! Everything else is a misbelief.
In third world countries, for example in southern and eastern Africa and on the Phillipines, freighters are often raided. With Zodiacs and firearms instead of sailing vessels and sabers, and often combined with hijacking.
he said GHOST SHIPS

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299.You're already stranded and you say, on the island, "This map sucks" and from the heat, you see a button "Map editor" and you think you click it, but its only an illusion and you have to stick with your dummy isle
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